Sour Patch Connectors are an amazing candy. They come in so many flavors such as: Bubble Gum, Cotton Candy, Blue Raspberry, Tangerine, Strawberry Cream, and more! They are shaped similar to a horse shoe so you "connect" different flavors together! You can twist and connect more than 28 flavor combos! You can make it sweet AND sour, double sweet, or extra sour! The options are limitless!
The Beginning: I first came across this beautifully tasting goodness at the movie theater. I rarely ever buy candy, but fate pulled me over to the counter. "What are connectors?" my friend and I questioned. "They look amazing", we thought. So we purchased what we later realized was the best thing that ever happened to us: The discovery of Sour Patch Connectors. My life has been changed ever since.
The downside: Sour Patch Connectors are very rare in this world. The ratio of connector to store that sells candy is about 1:56. After putting lots of thought into it, I look at it as a good thing. If they weren't so rare, maybe I wouldn't appreciate them as much. When I do finally stumble upon a bag of them, it then leads me to the question of when is it reasonable to eat it? You can't just eat it any time you want because they are too important. One needs to wait until its the perfect moment to consume such a glorious wonder.
The OTHER downside: Cotton Candy is my favorite flavor. It's so delicious! In my findings, I have realized that besides Connectors being rare in general, the cotton candy flavor is the rarest of them all! In a typical box you will find about 35 connectors. On average, 5 are tangerine, 5 are lemon, 5 are cherry, 3 are blue raspberry, 4 are strawberry cream, 6 are tropical punch, 5 are bubble gum, 2 are cotton candy.
Conclusion: They are basically a huge deal and the best thing that ever happened to me.
Recommendation: I know after reading this blog your first thought may be, "I need to try these!!1!", but please be aware, once you try them, you will be hooked. They are so rare, it might not be worth trying this amazing glorious wonder because then, you too, will end up like me and be a slave to the Connectors, living your life each day hoping that today could be the day you strike it big at the grocery store. Is it worth it? For me, it is. You need to ask yourself if you are prepared for this new lifestyle. Good luck in the decision process.
1 comment:
i want the world to know that my dad bought me a couple packs of these connectors, and i was about to eat them but my sister saw and intervened, thereby saving my life. she selflessly took the packs for herself, saving me from a lifetime of connectors desire. had she not done this, i too would be bound to the connectors' unbreaking chain of amazingness. thank you jamie, thank you.
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