Safety Glasses

I have to wear safety glasses while I am walking throughout the shop floor where I work. I recently made fun of a co-worker of mine for having the "nerdy" safety glasses. His are the kind that fit over glasses if you have any and if you don't they are just big and funny. The ones I wear are sleeker and fit my face better. But then after having a good laugh at his loser glasses, I thought to myself, Aren't all safety glasses pretty lame? I mean, there are different styles, but safety glasses are safety glasses: lame-o-rama. Anything safety is pretty dorky. It's a lot cooler to live on the edge and take risks. Dorks wear pocket protectors and safety glasses and knee pads and shin guards. I do however envy those cool enough to pull off safety as "cool". Cause its beneficial to themselves and they are cool. What a world!