Lets get hard boil eggs, moosh the crap out of them, add mayonnaise and more sick shit and call it a salad. GOOD IDEA! sike
I recently came across the disgustingness of egg salad
at a meeting that provided "lunch". For trying out new
things, I decided to not eat meat for a summer. So far,
my life has been pretty fine and normal. I often dream
about chicken wings and their magical wonders, but
besides that, I've been holding pretty strong. Until
yesterday...
Yesterday was one of the first times I swore at my
nonmeat eating habits. Why? Because these were
my options: turkey wrap, roast beef wrap,
chicken salad, or EGG SALAD. What was
I thinking when I grabbed that dreaded egg salad,
I cannot recall, but it had become a disaster.
It didn't look that bad, I thought to myself. Who was I kidding? It's EGG SALAD.
There was a reason why I lived 21 years of my life without trying it. I knew there was, but in my 2
seconds I had up at the table making my decision of sticking with my vegetarian goals, I chose that
horrible egg salad wrap.
The First Bite: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. just swallow and dont puke just swallow and dont puke just swallow and dont puke
The Swallow: OHHHMEEEGOOOOOSHUUUUUGHHHHHHHski If I puke, it will be the most disgusting yarf a person could puke.
There are things such as alright puke and bad puke.
Alright Puke - doritos, marshmallows, shamrock shakes
Bad Puke - pulled pork, refried bean burrito
Unimaginable-disgusting-hope-i-never-have-to-puke Puke - egg salad.
What if I puke and it gets in my nose, but its too far back that i cant blow it out so I will have to live
with the smell until it goes awaynaturally? I would rather be skinned alive. I believe egg salad was
first created as a method of torture and some sick freak jokinglyestablished it as a "food" and...actually
I have no idea how it is still around today. Its horrible. I hate it. I wish it was never created.I wish I
lived my whole life without ever trying it. I don't understand people that will comment to this and say
EGG SALAD IS GOOD!How can you possibly think its bad? If you feel like commenting that I would
prefer you just go to hell or at least another planetcause you're not human. I wouldn't feed my dog that.
I wouldn't feed my neighbors dog that! The only way I would feed that pieceof junk to someone is if my
job title was Cruel and Unusual Torturer. ew the thought of it makes me want to DIE. I hate everything
about egg salad and I hope it becomes extinct.
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