Beefcakes

I really like using the terminology "beefcake". It's funny. But an actual man that is a beefcake, hes a lot funnier. Just because you take steroids you think people will think you are hot. Just because you workout more than you sleep, you think people will adore you. The sad thing is, yes, there are people to adore you which is why you continue to stare at yourself in the gym mirror, but for the most part I rate you a huge OH PLEASE. Most beefcakes aren't even cute because they:
a. wear wife beaters
b. carry around gallon water jugs to be cool
c. are too concerned about their looks
d. gel their hair
e. go tanning
f. OD on cologne
g. head knod
h. 50% of their conversations are about protein, 45% about bangin hot babes, 5% just dumb
ok but I will give them one thing. It is a common trend for the average beefcake to sport the hot and sexy chin strap. OH GAWD when I see a really good chin strap, it makes my day. The thinner the better. I want to know what they are thinking when they are shaving and they leave that tiny string on their face out. I don't get it.
But I appreciate having beefcakes around because they make me laugh a lot. And I should befriend one when it comes close to moving cause that would be pretty convenient.