Thursday, January 17, 2008

Man Boobs

One good thing about being a girl is that I do not have to live my life stressing every day about whether or not I am growing man boobs. If I were a man, it would be a major concern of mine. In my opinion, you do not need to have sexy pecs, but plz do not have man boobs. If you are fat, then its more ok. Its more accepted. But the sucky part of that is: you're fat.
I believe that man boobs on slightly normal sized men are the worst thing that could happen to an alright looking guy. Like a little chunkadunk of a boy but with very apparent man boobs. Oh gawd. Poor dude.
If I were a guy, I would not be super into the gym. For the same reasons why I wouldn't gel my hair and constantly take jager bombs. But what if my man body was prone to getting all fatty in the chest area? Ugh. It would just be depressing. I would spend a lot of my time trying to wear a tight shirt underneath a baggier shirt. But then what if I was going to get laid that night and then she saw how tight my undershirt was and then she didn't like me anymore. But then maybe I wouldn't worry about that because let's face it. I have man boobs. I most likely am not getting laid.

side note: finding a pic for this blog really grossed me out.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I have gynecamastia and I had no problem getting laid and even finding a woman who is awesome. It's not people who have man boobs that don't get laid its people like you who go online and try to disrespect people who are different, that no one wants anything to do with. Don't try to sound so pathetic.