Eye Contact

I'm not into it. I'm too good at being creepy about it. I am not sure if all of the people I speak to realize that I am very weak in this area. I think they do. I think maybe I never understood the proper way to socialize. I hate looking people in the eye. Ew. I just do not want to. I am not good at it. I either never do or overdo. I just completely prefer looking down. Or at something sicker on your face.
Interviews are the worst. "Don't forget good eye contact!" they all tell me. So I think I just stare them down and they hire me because they fear my laser eyes. I think that is it. So maybe it is good that I do the eye contact thing too intensely. I will scare my way to the top.
Intense eye contact may work in the work world, but it does not however, produce boyfriends.