The Mysterious Myspacer: You are the one that uses the code to hide your top 8. Clever. You stay out of drama. You try to not take myspace too seriously. Kudos.
The Change-Top 8-Allthetimer: You are tricky. One day I am in the top row, the next I'm closer to the middle. Make up your mind! I am glad to be on your myspace, but I question what I did to keep moving down. And why do you like "Kristen" more than me sometimes? She is annoying.
The Top Million Spacer: You have the max top friends that you can have. Why? It is kind of weird and annoying to see that many people. I understand you are super popular and have too many friends to decide who to chop off, but come on. It's a little much. And the people that did not make your top million must feel pretty crappy.
The Pretend That Order Doesn't Matterer: Oh, please. You thought a little bit about it because your bestest friend is first.
The Good Spacer: You have achieved perfection to your myspace page. You have your bestest friends layed out perfectly on your Top 8-12. You are stable in life.
The Top Bands Spacer: You have drama in your life. You cannot choose your top 8 so you hide behind it by filling it with bands instead. Sure, its a good way to get rid of your ex, but we all know that is why you did that.
The Never Change Iter: You can't move on. You know the person should not be on your myspace anymore because you have not talked to that person in a really long time, but it would be weird to change it. Or the Never Change Iter could also just be someone that is not that into myspace.
The Still Has Tom on Top 8er: You really could care less about who you have on your top 8. Or you are pretty funny.
These are the 8 kinds of top 8 people that myspace produces. Which one are you?
The Change-Top 8-Allthetimer: You are tricky. One day I am in the top row, the next I'm closer to the middle. Make up your mind! I am glad to be on your myspace, but I question what I did to keep moving down. And why do you like "Kristen" more than me sometimes? She is annoying.
The Top Million Spacer: You have the max top friends that you can have. Why? It is kind of weird and annoying to see that many people. I understand you are super popular and have too many friends to decide who to chop off, but come on. It's a little much. And the people that did not make your top million must feel pretty crappy.
The Pretend That Order Doesn't Matterer: Oh, please. You thought a little bit about it because your bestest friend is first.
The Good Spacer: You have achieved perfection to your myspace page. You have your bestest friends layed out perfectly on your Top 8-12. You are stable in life.
The Top Bands Spacer: You have drama in your life. You cannot choose your top 8 so you hide behind it by filling it with bands instead. Sure, its a good way to get rid of your ex, but we all know that is why you did that.
The Never Change Iter: You can't move on. You know the person should not be on your myspace anymore because you have not talked to that person in a really long time, but it would be weird to change it. Or the Never Change Iter could also just be someone that is not that into myspace.
The Still Has Tom on Top 8er: You really could care less about who you have on your top 8. Or you are pretty funny.
These are the 8 kinds of top 8 people that myspace produces. Which one are you?
1 comment:
This is a very gripping analysis of Myspace. I want to belong in whatever category makes me more popular on the internet to strangers.
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