Jerks

It has come to my attention that I have major mixed feelings about rude people. Rude people meaning a dick or a bitch. I realized that I kind of like these people and I also kind of hate these people. Please let me elaborate. When a man is a dick to stupid bitches, I think he is funny. When he is a dick to me, he deserves death. When a bitch is annoying, I will hate her. When a bitch is rude to other people for me so I do not have to be, I like her a lot. When a bitch is not just a bitch but a stupid bitch, I would prefer she did not exist. When a bitch or dick do mean things just to be mean, I do not like them. See, this is complicated. I guess what I am trying to say is that a dick/bitch can be rude to other dicks/bitches and I am ok with it. More than ok, I encourage it, mainly for my humor and that they deserve it. It's nice to find the good in everyone.