It has come to my attention that I have major mixed feelings about rude people. Rude people meaning a dick or a bitch. I realized that I kind of like these people and I also kind of hate these people. Please let me elaborate. When a man is a dick to stupid bitches, I think he is funny. When he is a dick to me, he deserves death. When a bitch is annoying, I will hate her. When a bitch is rude to other people for me so I do not have to be, I like her a lot. When a bitch is not just a bitch but a stupid bitch, I would prefer she did not exist. When a bitch or dick do mean things just to be mean, I do not like them. See, this is complicated. I guess what I am trying to say is that a dick/bitch can be rude to other dicks/bitches and I am ok with it. More than ok, I encourage it, mainly for my humor and that they deserve it. It's nice to find the good in everyone.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Jerks
It has come to my attention that I have major mixed feelings about rude people. Rude people meaning a dick or a bitch. I realized that I kind of like these people and I also kind of hate these people. Please let me elaborate. When a man is a dick to stupid bitches, I think he is funny. When he is a dick to me, he deserves death. When a bitch is annoying, I will hate her. When a bitch is rude to other people for me so I do not have to be, I like her a lot. When a bitch is not just a bitch but a stupid bitch, I would prefer she did not exist. When a bitch or dick do mean things just to be mean, I do not like them. See, this is complicated. I guess what I am trying to say is that a dick/bitch can be rude to other dicks/bitches and I am ok with it. More than ok, I encourage it, mainly for my humor and that they deserve it. It's nice to find the good in everyone.
Colors
I am annoyed that you can only wear certain colors at certain times. I feel like I cannot wear red and green unless its around Christmas time. This annoys me. I want to wear red and green more than one little season. It is not fair that Christmas claimed those colors. It makes me bitter towards the season of giving.Currently, its a few days after St. Patty's day. I have a green coat. Now it feels a little awkward to wear because people just think in their heads that I'm a little late on wearing it. And, omg, I just realized that on March 18th everyone probably thought I was a huge sl*t because you always think that when you see a girl walking in the afternoon with something that she should have been wearing last night.
Of course I wore the coat on March 17th and of course someone said something. "Oooh! so festive!!" I just want to get decked out in green when its not St. Pattys day. I just want to wear red, white, and blue without having too much pride. I just want to wear orange and black when its not Halloween. LoL I don't really care about those two colors together. But I do just hate associations. I can't wear yellow and black without thinking of a bee. Thank goodness I don't know anything about sports teams. If you are into sports, how do you wear colors? Every color you wear you would be supporting some team. Gross. But we all need to wear a little color sometimes. You can't always wear black or your parents will think you went goth. I guess what I am trying to say is that you shouldn't be racist.
Weird People
talks to him/herself. doesn't seem to know they have hair. eyes never seem to be looking in right direction. pant length confusion. own little world. scrunchies. transition lenses. frizzy/greasy hair. balding in weird places. overly intrigued by science. sports Pooh gear. likes egg salad. acne. rarely uses cell phone or does not have one. never wore make up. concerned about animals/environment. exceptional computer skills. spends saturday night either: surfing the internet, watching weird tv stations, experimenting with cat, or creating a bomb. weird weight. band aids. owns a reptile. pasty. wears free tshirts. wakes up a little too early. lacks all types of social skills. coordinationless. really nice unless too angered by how cruel the world has treated them. dancing is optional but in no way sexy/good. farts freely. obsessed with some musical. fantasizes about life with person they never spoke to. weird parents. does not party due to either lack on invite or lack of social skills.its weird to be normal.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Top 8
Ok, actually I will talk about your top 8 on myspace. Such a dramatic situation. There are several roles that one can play when referring to your Top 8. You are usually one of the following:
The Mysterious Myspacer: You are the one that uses the code to hide your top 8. Clever. You stay out of drama. You try to not take myspace too seriously. Kudos.
The Change-Top 8-Allthetimer: You are tricky. One day I am in the top row, the next I'm closer to the middle. Make up your mind! I am glad to be on your myspace, but I question what I did to keep moving down. And why do you like "Kristen" more than me sometimes? She is annoying.
The Top Million Spacer: You have the max top friends that you can have. Why? It is kind of weird and annoying to see that many people. I understand you are super popular and have too many friends to decide who to chop off, but come on. It's a little much. And the people that did not make your top million must feel pretty crappy.
The Pretend That Order Doesn't Matterer: Oh, please. You thought a little bit about it because your bestest friend is first.
The Good Spacer: You have achieved perfection to your myspace page. You have your bestest friends layed out perfectly on your Top 8-12. You are stable in life.
The Top Bands Spacer: You have drama in your life. You cannot choose your top 8 so you hide behind it by filling it with bands instead. Sure, its a good way to get rid of your ex, but we all know that is why you did that.
The Never Change Iter: You can't move on. You know the person should not be on your myspace anymore because you have not talked to that person in a really long time, but it would be weird to change it. Or the Never Change Iter could also just be someone that is not that into myspace.
The Still Has Tom on Top 8er: You really could care less about who you have on your top 8. Or you are pretty funny.
These are the 8 kinds of top 8 people that myspace produces. Which one are you?
The Change-Top 8-Allthetimer: You are tricky. One day I am in the top row, the next I'm closer to the middle. Make up your mind! I am glad to be on your myspace, but I question what I did to keep moving down. And why do you like "Kristen" more than me sometimes? She is annoying.
The Top Million Spacer: You have the max top friends that you can have. Why? It is kind of weird and annoying to see that many people. I understand you are super popular and have too many friends to decide who to chop off, but come on. It's a little much. And the people that did not make your top million must feel pretty crappy.
The Pretend That Order Doesn't Matterer: Oh, please. You thought a little bit about it because your bestest friend is first.
The Good Spacer: You have achieved perfection to your myspace page. You have your bestest friends layed out perfectly on your Top 8-12. You are stable in life.
The Top Bands Spacer: You have drama in your life. You cannot choose your top 8 so you hide behind it by filling it with bands instead. Sure, its a good way to get rid of your ex, but we all know that is why you did that.
The Never Change Iter: You can't move on. You know the person should not be on your myspace anymore because you have not talked to that person in a really long time, but it would be weird to change it. Or the Never Change Iter could also just be someone that is not that into myspace.
The Still Has Tom on Top 8er: You really could care less about who you have on your top 8. Or you are pretty funny.
These are the 8 kinds of top 8 people that myspace produces. Which one are you?
Deleting Friends
SUCH A BIG DEAL. To friend someone is not a big deal. I mean, I have ignored several people since I have started my facebook/myspace accounts, but I truly have to not know the person at all to be so rude as to ignore their friendship. Even if I met a person once and they friend me, ok, a little weird, but I will still accept this 
internet relationship that we are starting. I always wanted to friend a man that I met once and then when he accepts it, put "it a relationship with" him. I think it would be so funny and creepy. But I can't get myself to do something that creepy.
Last year, I was browsing around on facebook only to discover that my former friend from high school DEFRIENDED me! What a jerk. What did I ever do to him? And the only reason I discovered it was because I was going to post something nice and funny on his wall! Omfg, what a jerk. Then I saw him in real life. He was nice to me! But all I could think about was how he actually took the time to find my name and press "remove friend." It is weird how such a dumb little thing means a lot. Do not even get my started on Top 8 drama.
internet relationship that we are starting. I always wanted to friend a man that I met once and then when he accepts it, put "it a relationship with" him. I think it would be so funny and creepy. But I can't get myself to do something that creepy.Last year, I was browsing around on facebook only to discover that my former friend from high school DEFRIENDED me! What a jerk. What did I ever do to him? And the only reason I discovered it was because I was going to post something nice and funny on his wall! Omfg, what a jerk. Then I saw him in real life. He was nice to me! But all I could think about was how he actually took the time to find my name and press "remove friend." It is weird how such a dumb little thing means a lot. Do not even get my started on Top 8 drama.
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