Dick Quiz

There are a lot of dicks in the world. You may be one right now and not even know it. Here is a quiz to see if you are classified as a dick:

1. Do you only like a girl of she if considered hot?
2. Do you search "fat girl fall" on youtube?
3. Do you keep a list of girls you have boned and rate them?
4. Do you "forget" hanging out with someone that you do not want to hang out with?
5. Do you lead girls on and do it until they accidentally find out about the other girls?
6. Do you pop your collar and/or gel your hair?
7. Do you laugh at ugly people?
8. Have you been quoted saying, "I'm not cocky, just confident"?
9. Are you a male?
10. Are you in a fraternity?
11. Do you pretend to be compassionate when you made a girl cry, but then laugh about it to your friends?
12. Do you enjoy watching Bum Fights?
13. Do you text message breakup?
14. Do you have a "Support Strippers" bumper sticker on your car?
15. When lying in bed, do you fart and shove the girls face under the covers?
16. Are you selfish?
17. Have you cheated more than once?
18. Do you have a restraining order against you?
19. Do you luv 'em 'n' leave 'em?
20. Has a girl ever stabbed you with a fork?
21. Have you ever pushed a lady over the age of 60 when in a hurry?
22. Have you been called a dick?
23. Have you ever said "bitch, please" and meant it?
24. Do you own a hummer?
25. When at the gym, do you spend more than 30% of the time looking in the mirror?
26. Did you vote for Bush?
27. Do you enjoy listening to Nickelback not as a joke?
28. Do your dress shirts have a logo under the collar?
29. Are you shirtless in your facebook/myspace picture?
30. Do you have a Young Jeezy ringtone?


If you said yes to any of these, CONGRATS you're a dick!