a poem

i wish i was just a little shorter
since im taller than a tree
i cannot wear any heels
no boy would talk to me

i wish i could eat ice cream all day
but our freezer is too full
i should not have it anyway
it makes my stomach roll

i wish i did not have homework
what a f*cking pain
it takes up so much precious time
but there is so little that i gain

i wish i never had to work
it makes me so f*cking tired
i hate the world when my alarm rings
thank god coffee keeps me wired

i wish i would exercise more
but its just so hard start
apparently i prefer to sit
over having a healthy heart

i wish cocky men did not exist
they make me want to die
i hate their big pecks and gelled hair
it makes me want to die

i wish that people were somewhat nicer
but they all just seem so mean
i think we should think more like hippies
and concentrate on green

i wish i would answer my cell phone more
but i just do not have a choice
i hate it so much because then i must
hear that annoying lady's voice

i wish i had some magic powers
like a genie or a witch
i would fly or be invisible
and be such a sneaky bitch

i wish that boys weren't such dicks
because they all kind of are
even when you have some hope, you'll find
he has been boning some slut from the bar

i wish i had a billion dollars
i would be everyones favorite friend
i would probably move to NYC
and start a fashion trend

i wish that everyone wouldn't smell
why dont you people shower?
at least refrain from raising arms
cause B.O. has killing power

i wish i could constantly eat candy
it just tastes so god damn good
if it didnt turn into chubby fat
i would eat it all i could

i wish for many so things
all of which wont happen
note: i hate being in public bathrooms
when someone else is crappin'