Sunday, October 7, 2007

Bums

I feel bad for them.
I would imagine they have really good stories to tell.
My grandma thinks that many of them are just crazy in the head and got on a bus that they did not really know where it was going and got off and were forever lost.
A bum with a guitar should be really good because he has a lot of time to practice.
People that own Bum Fights are going to hell.
A bum asked my father for money and my dad replied, "no, thank you"
I do not understand why Buffalo has bums. If you were a bum would you not make your way to somewhere warmer? Florida and California should have the highest populations of bums.
Bums wear winter jackets all year long. I think I would bury mine if I had no where to put it rather than wearing it all summer long.
If I were a younger bum, I would definitely live in a college.
If I were a bum, I would spend my days thinking of a way to become successful, do it, and then make millions just for telling my success story because its always better if you start out poor. Look at Jewel and J.K. Rowling.

2 comments:

nattleskat said...

look at halle berry

Katie said...

nyc has a lot of bums ... one the other day was singing "purple rain" and there is this lady in the chelsea area that yells at people for not giving her money and then she yells at cars that drive by ... sometimes she bows down to me asking for money ... then in chicago some lady asked my friends and i for a quarter and we didn't have it so we said sorry. she was like "ya sorry, DIRTY ASS JEANS." i'm not even kidding.