Honking

It's a funny reaction to see someone attractive and honk your horn.
I get pretty mad when people honk at me when I'm on my bike because I'm being legit.
I have used the honk for its actual purpose maybe twice.
I prefer honking over going out and ringing the doorbell.
I find it rude if a boy were to do that unless he used the doorbell and I told him a honk would suffice from now on.
Mitch Hedberg has a good joke on honking: I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn, because people honk the car horn too much. 3 honks, that's the limit. And then someone cuts you off, ffffft, you press your horn, nothing happens. You're like, "shit! I wish I wouldn't have seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"
I think that joke is better if you heard him say it.
What is the honky tonk? I hate every country song with that word in it. Actually I just hate every country song.
If my car honk had a cute honk to it I would use it a lot more.
If it had one of those mini little tune to it, it would be worn out by now.
I should get a bumper sticker that says Honk For Peace so then whether they were honking because I did something wrong or honking for peace, I would assume it was peace and be more at peace with myself.
I prefer the honk + middle finger. It adds a lot.
I did that once. It was necessary. Then they were next to me for several minutes. It was awkward.
Do geese honk? I think so.
I have no opinions on a clown having a red nose that is honkable.