Tuesday, February 19, 2008

The Gauntlet

Do you know about the Gauntlet? Those MTV Real World vs Road Rules challenge thingys. I'll admit, I like watching them. Something about annoying bitches and extremely large muscley men duking it out amuses me. It just really confuses me. The people turn into animals. They are no longer humans. They are heartless f*cks that should be really embarrassed that they are actually doing this. I understand money is cool and its fun to win, but to make yourself seem like a weird psycho bitch to the entire world, makes the money not so tempting. On the contrary, I would be awesome at all of the challenges. I am pretty sure I would win everything. I know I could beat Coral. But Ok, I'm only admitting to beating the girls. Cause they are really all whiney stupid bitches. Or just a bitch. Or just stupid. But the guys on the other hand. I would lose every challege. I just do not understand where these men exist. They are all over 6'million" and over 220 lbs of muscle. The only guys I see would be pushing it if they said they weighed 145 lbs regardless of how tall they are. Its fine to be a skinny, real normal, mostly because 'roid ragers are real weird. But it just makes MTV real mean because they are not showing the other 99% of the type of people in this world. Real World should be called Unreal Man Bodies and Extreme-super Bitch show. Ok well, I have been to the gym. I have seen some guys over 145lbs. But they are mostly fat. Fat and muscley. Or maybe I should search more in a frat house for this type of male. But then, I do not want to search for this because if I ever found a man that is that annoying and in love with himself and that loud when he gets mad, I would hate him with my whole heart.
But I will continue to watch these fake people do extreme things and cry and fight and drink.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i think its really ridiculous how long most of those people have been allowed to be on tv