Car Sleep

We all do it. I have such a love/hate for it. I am super bored in the car, so OK I will try to go to sleep. Then I realize that I cannot sleep without opening my mouth. I, for some reason, hate that. You look stupid sleeping that way.

"That's what she said" Update

I feel enough time has gone by that I think in certain situations it could still be funny. Before I only thought Michael Scott could say it for me to approve. Now, I think it has aged in such a way to the point where I find the humor in it. I look at it the same way I view the word "phat." Its old enough to use again. I have come to realize that that is my main problem in life. I cannot stop using things that have aged and are sort of weird to say in 2008. I say them. I say even say "peace out." The problem lies when I meet new people. I do not stop the weird language. Sometimes people get freaked out. But they are stupid anyways because obviously I am joking and obviously they are idiots.

So go on and if someone says, "Put it in!" please, be my guest, just say it.

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Living Alone

I recently got an apartment of my own. By recently, I mean I have been living here for roughly about 45 minutes. From this experience, I have come to the conclusion that its quite boring. I unloaded my bags from Target. That took about 10 minutes. Then I made oatmeal in a leftover gladware container left by the previous owners, microwaved it and then realized I did not get utensils yet. Eating oatmeal from a straw is dumb and weird. Now I am contemplating a nap. I understand there are perks to living alone but I also now know that its completely boring. Especially when its completely bare from furniture or any form of entertainment. Stealing the internet from the neighbors is the best thing that has happened thus far on my journey of living alone.

Hello again, world

Ok. So, I am back. Due to recent popularity of my blog, I decided that I needed to put a stronger effort towards making the best blog that my long fingers could type. The best blog in buffalo 2009, if you will. Topics were running low and I knew I needed more. I decided to travel the world to expand my mind, body, and soul so that my blog topics would become virtually endless. I went to London, NYC, Stockholm, Mexico, Newark, Paris, Rome, Grove City, Barcelona, etc. I rammed around the world to enhance my blog. So to all of you who suffered long work days refreshing this page over and over only to never find a change; worry no more. I did this for my fans. I did this for Best of ArtVoice 2009. Most importantly, I did this for you. So, please, sit back, relax and get ready for a new set of blogs to come your way.
A hug,
Roxyjme